Jumpsuit jokes

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.