Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
baby heres my anus baby 2 wheres my anus
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
Knob Klondike I want Ellen Poobiess please I want big jucy pobs in me right now Ellen girl give milk boob to me with good Pochyy babie
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
whats a baby orphans favourite joke
(when am i gonna see my parents)
Lmao
I told people your mom also known as mbd because you're a mega baby dispenser
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. a woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom" the baby says. the dad chuckles and says "yes. I'd like to have sex with her too"
