Baby jokes
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. π€ππ€π€π€noπ€π€π±ππππππ
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Me: Iβm going to get burrito π―
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
bruh
"You are stupid. You canβt even ride a baby pony!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Whatβs the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Donβt have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."