Baby jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Memes
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."