Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
I told people your mom also known as mbd because you're a mega baby dispenser
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
Now from the top, make it drop, thats a wap thats a wap
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides