Baby jokes
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."