What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
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What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
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They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
My bumper sticker says:đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
i make baby mush
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
