what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”

what’s the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies

My boner

What’s worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea

How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2

-Harpoon it

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What’s the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender

How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?”

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don’t ejaculate on apples before i eat them

Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.

What’s the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a lambo in my garage.