Christmas

krazy

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Straight

Anonymous

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

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Hand

mia

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

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Darkness

Crispymyke

What’s worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

Bus

ILOVEYOMAMA

A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

Red

Anonymous

what goes 200 mph and is red???

babies in a blender

Face

Chaos

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on their face.

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Cry

Waahhh

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

Darkness

Sarai Castle

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

White

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Sadness

Thxrny_Dev

I was going to tell a dead baby joke… I decided to abort

Car

Anonymous

A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says 'Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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Lost

Anonymous

You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

Difference

Anonymous;)

Whats the difference between A pile of dead babies, and a ferrari… I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Difference

The demon

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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Deciding

ABORTINATOR

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

Difference

I donno

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Field

Anonymous

what’s the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies

My boner

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Trash

Anonymous

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

Worse

Anonymous

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.