Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made.

Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”

What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don’t put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on their face.

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

Nurse: Don’t worry i’m great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:… Parent: Your hired

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can’t two Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

How do you make a dead baby float?

1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that’s the worst? He comes back for seconds.

whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt

What’s the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour

~babies in a blender 😌