what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree
that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
