Field

Anonymous

what’s the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies

My boner

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Difference

I donno

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

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Difference

big dick mouse

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

Fast

Zuchuri

Arby’s fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

Darkness

Sarai Castle

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

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Club

Mason

Two baby seals walk into a club

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Difference

Mr. Morbid

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Hand

Anonymous

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles? You nail its other hand to the floor.

Light

Ay ish u boi uh skinny p

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

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Difference

Crispymyke

What’s the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

Little Johnny

Mail man tom

What’s the difference between a baby and a bowling ball

U can’t use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck

North Korea

The Coffee is morbider

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea

Box

Sad and lonely

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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Red

Anonymous

What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender

Board

@maverick_joshua

My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD

Hand

F...Feminazis

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

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Red

Anonymous

what goes 200 mph and is red???

babies in a blender

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Rock

Anonymous

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Cry

Anonymous

What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube

Foot

Daloolah

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

-Lift up your foot

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