Truck

Anonymous

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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Difference

Anonymous

What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes

Born

Anonymous

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭

Yo mama

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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Dead Baby

Freddie the mistake

I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort

Worse

Daloolah

Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

  • 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
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Miscarriage

Nim

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man’s favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Eating

Dead baby Pile

What’s worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it’s way out

Break

Anonymous

Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

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Puns

I need halp

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.

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Roof

yes i am suicidal

Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

A. Depends how thin you slice them.

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Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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Cry

Exsqueeze me?

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”

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Virgin

hellhasaseatjustforme

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Paint

Anonymous

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Darkness

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

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Difference

steelfoil_ug

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Hope

Dre Cuellar

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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Oven

guacamole n.... p....

what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal

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