what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

What’s worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.

What’s worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it’s way out

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

-Lift up your foot

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

A. Depends how thin you slice them.

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