How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
