Stop

Daloolah

How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2

-Harpoon it

Light

☻I•SAID•NICE•RECTUM☻

How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-WOOF

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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Difference

Anonymous
  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Sister

Anonymous

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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Fork

menemajeff

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

Erection

Anonymous

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

Scream

Gray

What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.

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Green

Joseph W.

What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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Legs

Lynn🤍💖

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running?” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?”

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Sister

F...HandsMcFestive

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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Smell

Anonymous

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven’t fed them for a month.

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Legs

Anonymous

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

Microwave

Anonymous

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…

Offensive

Anonymous

What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

Cow

Anonymous

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

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Trash

Silent

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

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Pillow

Anonymous

Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows

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Common

Anonymous

what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common

                                                                              they both make noise when you throw them