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Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!