what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?
Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?
A : A rattlesnake
Why did you say hi? Baby’s don’t talk
Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!
What did the mom say to the baby?
When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it
louie fennell
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
