Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Baby Jokes
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
A baby seal walks into a club...
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
