Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
How many babys does it take to screw in a lightbulb more than 40 because my basement is still dark.
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
