Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Lesbian stands for L: Loving E: Extra S: Shitty B: bitches I: I A: am attracted to N: nice girls
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
I’m horny and gay
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
