Attraction jokes

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

I like your mom naked.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!