Attraction jokes
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I love big hot sexy men.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Yeah, Eli is hot.