New Attraction Jokes - Page 7

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

I love big hot sexy men.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.

LOLOLOOLOLLOL

Yeah, Eli is hot.

I only trust people that like big butts.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.

Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"