Attraction jokes

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

I wank over Rose Watson.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.