Attack jokes

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.