Attack jokes
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!