How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Attack Jokes
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
