Attack jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.