Attack jokes
Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Memes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.