10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
