Attack jokes
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.