Attack jokes
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.