Attack jokes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.