Attack jokes
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
LOL. THE DOG IS SO CUTE.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.