Attack jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"