Attack jokes
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.