Attack Jokes

What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.

The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,

"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,

"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,

"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,

"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."

why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!

It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor

What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

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What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga

U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight

"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike

I wish they taught 9/11 at school

It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨

Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11

Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"