Attack jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.