If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Attack Jokes
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
