Attack

Attack Jokes

Hit

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?

Titanic

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

9/11

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Clown

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

McDonald's

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.