If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
