Attack jokes
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Memes
mr bean is that you
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.