Attack jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Memes
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.