Attack jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.