What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Why is American bad at clash of clans
Because they already lost 2 towers
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
"Another one bites the dust."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
