Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
Knock know Who’s there Not the two twin towers
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
