Attack jokes
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.