Attack jokes
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.