Attack jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
"Another one bites the dust."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨