Attack jokes
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
9/11
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.