Attack jokes
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
9/11
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
9/11.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.