Attack Jokes

Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic Attacks

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.

Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?

ME: Interrupting cow.

MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”