Attack jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.