Attack jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.