Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
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Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
