Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.