Attack

Attack jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

9/11

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Receptionist

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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  • Aim

    Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

    Terrorist

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

    Potato

    If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

    9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

    Plane

    What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

    9/11

    The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

    9/11

    What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

    New York Jets.