Attack jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Memes
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.