Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
9/11, am I right?
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]