What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
