Attack jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
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I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Just do it.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'