Attack jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.