Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.