Attack jokes
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!