Attack jokes

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Just do it.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."