Attack jokes
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
LOL. THE DOG IS SO CUTE.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Just do it.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'