Attack jokes

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Just do it.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!