Attack jokes
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.