Attack jokes
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!