Attack jokes

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.