Attack jokes

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.