Attack jokes

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Who are the fastest readers?

911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

I rate these jokes 9/11.