Attack jokes
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Memes
Bro really said “eat shit”
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.