Attack jokes
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.