Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Attack Jokes
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" šš
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. š
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. Iām just waiting for those planes.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
