Ate jokes
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.