Ate jokes
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.