There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
One time I ate a chair.
