Ate jokes
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.