Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
