Astronaut jokes
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.