Astronaut jokes
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."