NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What is a spacemanโs favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut
NASA is. Big fat poo ๐ฉ no๐ฑ๐ ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐๐ง
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.
