Astronaut

Astronaut jokes

Planet

Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.

Moon

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

List

Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.

Guy

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Cow

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Uranus

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

Planet

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

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  • NASA

    If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

    Space

    What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

    The Milky Way.