Astronaut jokes

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

What was the first sport played on the moon?

Capture the flag.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts!

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.

And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.