Astronaut

Astronaut jokes

Space

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Hair

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Memes

Solar Eclipse

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Woman

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.