Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
you
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
