what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
Where do astronauts π©βπ keep their sandwiches π₯ͺ?
In their launch box.ππ¦π
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! ππ
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An βAstronutβ
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
