Astronaut jokes
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Memes
What's your size?
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
you.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.