Astronaut jokes
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"