Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Rape victims suck, literally.
you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
