Assault jokes
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.