Assault jokes
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Rape is a touchy subject.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.