Assault jokes

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

Rape is a touchy subject.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.