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Pristiano Penaldo

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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

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I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

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my body hurts and the amount of times i got slapped on the ass just isn't even funny anymore

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