Assault jokes
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Rape is a touchy subject.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Here is a joke: Rape.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.