Assault jokes
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."