The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
Joe Biden wouldβve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheeseβhow dairy!
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
