Assault jokes
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.