Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
