Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
