I'm a rapist.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
