What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
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I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
