A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
