Assault jokes

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

It's okay, you had socks on :)

I'm a rapist.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.