Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
