Assault jokes
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.