New Assault Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?

Marry her.

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

Normal girl stating her opinion.

My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!