Assault jokes
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.