Assault

Assault Jokes

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Rape

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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  • Rape

    Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

    Rape

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

    Rape

    Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

    Rape

    What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

    Freeze.

    Rape

    Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

    She said a monster attacked her.

    Domestic Violence

    I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

    Rape

    Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

    Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

    Girl

    Normal girl stating her opinion.

    My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but β€œrape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😑. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

    Whore

    Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

    Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

    Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

    Gina: Hmmm...

    Gina: Wanna???

    Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

    Bully πŸ–πŸ»πŸ‘

    Gina😊