Assault

Assault jokes

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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  • Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

    Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

    She said a monster attacked her.

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