Ass Jokes

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

kylin likes to eat Violet's ass

Who's in my ass your sister

His Gay ass dad

TJ hair line so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass

A mega-sore-ass

Roses are red violets or blue your ass is Is clean because randy won’t stop liking

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them

Jordan u stupid ass! Addison never botherd u so leave her FUCK alone! How about this. get up go outside, stop being an jackass and get fucking life!

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt

stupid ass baby

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

the stigg and his fake ass life

Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!

Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.

if you go broke you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead

My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.