I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
T-Series.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My ass itches.
