Ass jokes
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
T-Series.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
My ass itches.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...