Ass jokes

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Rice Middle School

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.