DONT SCARE ME I POOP EASILY!
Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not LEAKED
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.