Ass Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.