Ass jokes
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Memes
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
My ass itches.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.