AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Rice Middle School
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I ass big ass you :-)
Wanna hear a joke? You thick
trump is ass
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
