Ass

Ass jokes

Walk

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Man

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Memes

People

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Internet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuna

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Sister

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Pooper

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

Spy

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Cop

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Perspective

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.