Ass jokes

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Why did you say not to?

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

Sonic Boom in my ass.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."