Ass jokes

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Sonic Boom in my ass.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Ass (DYM 89).

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.