Ass jokes
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Memes
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Sonic Boom in my ass.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Why did you say not to?
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.