Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
Adriano loves life
what do gasses and asses have in common? they both have asses in them!
god: why is the teenager so short angle: I don't know God: I said strong as a bear angle: no you said ass hair god: no I didn't
whats the difference between batman and robin
Batman can go to the store without robbin
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ