me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom
who likes eating ass my lil pony
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Bully (😟) : Gina, why are you such a whore ???
Gina (😞) : Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully (😏): Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina (🙁): Hmmm....
Gina (😉): Wanna???
Bully (💕): 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
what did they poo say to the ass i left you
Oil and Ass Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2 Bubble Butt Bonanza 2 Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2 Big Wet Butts 5 There Will Be Cum 9 Mandingo Rocks That Ass Big Butts Like It Big 2 Blowjob Ninjas 5 Keep It Right There 2 Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
my dad said i need to eat more i dont no why but his fat ass need to stop eating
How does NASA fart? - They fart with their ass teroids.
if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass
little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?". The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass", it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy", it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster", it'll go faster, "harder", it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hostpital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.