Ass jokes

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Ass (DYM 89).

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Why did you say not to?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.