Ass jokes
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Rice Middle School
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
My ass itches.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.