Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you hehe
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
Submit a joke: my sad ass life
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