Ass Jokes

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.

Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and

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when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden

I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face

Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.

If tim goes to heavan and tom goes to hell, where does tam go? up ur ass

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!