Asked jokes
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."