Asked jokes

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."