Asian jokes
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian? The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.