how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates … like cats and dogs
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter…
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
Subscribe to Cboystv or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”
why do Asians don’t wear contacts… CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
all asians look the same
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can’t see me! LMAO
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose…”
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asians brain.
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+