Asian

Asian Jokes

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

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