Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.