Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you call an Asian k9 E10
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What's an Asian orphans surname? NoPham
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
Pov: u go to Asian prison
U get served extra rice
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy