Asian jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
All Asians look the same.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.