Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
