How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
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when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
your mom
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
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Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
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What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
