Asian

Asian Jokes

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do

what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching

ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there

siri "I could not find anything for this question"

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs

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How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?

The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy