What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
Asian Jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs…
My asian neighbors dinner.
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
why cant to asians make a white kid? two wongs dont make a white
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
your mom
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates … like cats and dogs
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
how do asians name there kids?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian