What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract." Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
Why cant two Asians have a white kid. Because to wongs don't make a white.
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian
What do you call an asian Chihuahua A Konichiuahua
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs