Asian jokes
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Them asians are built diffrent
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."