Asian jokes
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Them asians are built diffrent
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.