Asian Jokes

TheJoker

What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.

Arch Stanton

Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

Anonymous

Why was the asian late to class

His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook

Anonymous
in Baby

why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.

Anonymous

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

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Anonymous
in School

School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.

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cheeseasuarusrex

why cant to asians make a white kid? two wongs dont make a white

Luna

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching

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That one dude

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

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Anonymous

your mom

fuqboi

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.

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aye

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

thanos
in Fat

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Isaac A.

Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?

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Anonymous

A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.

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Daddy

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates … like cats and dogs

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hehe

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

daddy

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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memelord1212

School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian

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